The Depths of Fangirlyness

I have plumbed the depths of my addiction to fanfiction, and it is a sad and pathetic place. I was hit in the face by a small pair of pliers at work the other day. I will not go into how this happened because I come out looking like an idiot. Needless to say, I was not really injured, but I got a small cut under my eye. As I was cleaning it off with some alcohol, I though to myself, "It would be so cool if I got a scar, because then I would be like Draco in 'Draco Sinister'!" Yes, while my boss is worrying about infections, I'm pondering how I can be just like not even a fictional character, but a FICTIONAL fictional character! When I realized this, I started laughing, somewhat hysterically. Everyone though I was in shock or something. So I stopped, put on my stupid band aid and went back to work.