Party at the Space-Time

[jumperkid]

There was a bit of a rip in the Space-Time Continum today. I met Daddy for lunch downtown at 12:15. The space that I parked in had a meter that read 34 min. This was fortunate because I had forgotten to bring any change with me, so I was going to have to risk the wrath of the meter maid and let the time run out. But. When I got back, supposedly an hour later, the meter still read 34 minutes! And when I got in my car, the clock said...12:15! (yes, I realize that my clock is always off due to time zones, ssshhhhhh) Clearly, eating entirely too much pizza with your father is a formula for stopping time altogether. I'm thinking there must be some way to harness this power. And, I'm pretty sure I didn't cause any time disturbances, because I checked and I haven't disappeared from any of the family photos. I'll keep y'all updated on that front. Or will I?!?