WTF D.C. #19

[jumperkid]

Oh. My. God.

So I was just walking from my apartment to the bank when, what I can only assume was a homeless person from his attire stopped me and said, "Hey. You're pretty. Wanna earn $20?"

:0!!

I was so surprised I actually had a moment of indignation that all he was offering was $20. I am worth WAY more than $20, mister.

Comments

[dramawench.livejournal.com]

Shut up!!! That is insane.

I mean, no offense, EG, but no one in their right mind would mistake you for a prostitute. Unless you've taken to wearing thigh-high boots and spandex since you moved.

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

You mean that's NOT what she normally wears?

[dramawench.livejournal.com]

I know! That's what you would think, but no. She usually is in an electric pink moomoo with a matching studded dog collar.

It's not my cup of tea, but you know those theater people.

[jumperkid.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha! Since I was walking I opted for the knee-length rather than the thigh-high boots. That clearly indicated that I was off duty or so I thought.

[pickles85.livejournal.com]

That is so awesome! How come shit like that never happens to me?

[madd-hatter1.livejournal.com]

EG I thought you told me you would be living in a safe area? But your right your worth a hell of a lot more than $20.

[locumtenens.livejournal.com]

I actually had a moment of indignation that all he was offering was $20.

HA. That was my first thought!

[athenienne.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Well, today? At lunch? This guy was TOTALLY checking out my pad thai. He asked me if it was "spicy".

Sadly, this is not metaphorical.