WTF D.C. #19

[jumperkid]

Oh. My. God.

So I was just walking from my apartment to the bank when, what I can only assume was a homeless person from his attire stopped me and said, "Hey. You're pretty. Wanna earn $20?"

:0!!

I was so surprised I actually had a moment of indignation that all he was offering was $20. I am worth WAY more than $20, mister.

Comments

[dramawench.livejournal.com]

I know! That's what you would think, but no. She usually is in an electric pink moomoo with a matching studded dog collar.

It's not my cup of tea, but you know those theater people.

[jumperkid.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha! Since I was walking I opted for the knee-length rather than the thigh-high boots. That clearly indicated that I was off duty or so I thought.