I laugh in the face of vehicular homicide.

[jumperkid]

I had to drive into work (downtown DC) today. Just so you know, I did not kill anyone, nor am I dead. I did pretty well actually. I even got in to work a few minutes early. I have a feeling the route I took was fairly retarded since I was forced to deviate from my planned route and ended up improvising. Heater, I learned that traffic circles are much much easier to navigate when you have some next to you yelling, "Here! Turn here! No! Stay! There!" Without you, I ended up driving around Washington Circle I think twice. Maybe once and a half. And I got honked at. A lot. But I'm sure I deserved it. Now the next test of my considerable navigating prowess comes this afternoon when I have to get from here to Dulles to collect my mama and aunt and then from there to my house. If I manage all of this, I think I shall reward myself with a cookie.

Comments

[lunamystic]

I think that definitely calls for TWO cookies. Maybe Tony can make you a pop-up Heater for all your traffic circle needs. Just hit a button, and there I am, trying to figure out which lane goes where.

Or, you know, I could just sit in your car.

This morning is made of silly.

Be careful driving in the storms this afternoon, and have fun! Hello EG's family!

[jumperkid.livejournal.com]

Two cookies? Genius! Also genius is the pop-up Heater. It's a good thing we have Tony around. He's good company and can build us whatever Mad Scientist things we need on demand!
I will be very careful of storms. Storms are scary.
P.S. I may have an extra ticket to a preview of "She Loves Me" for tomorrow. Would you be interested? You would get to meet my family! You know you want to!