Ethel Merman Institute for the Criminally Insane

*pets*

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Why, thank you. The darkness in my soul will never completely diminish, but Hugh Jackman's navel does provide a welcome distraction.

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Glad I could help make the day better. My students are watching Into the Woods right now. It makes me not working so much easier.

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*points to icon* Does this help?

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No! The stains on my soul are everlasting. And really, really black!!

...ok, maybe a little

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If I ply you with pretty, will it help?

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*chin tilt a la Rodney*

Well, it certainly wouldn't hurt. Yes, actually. A little pretty is precisely what the Melodramatic Corner needs.

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*rolls eyes in patented John Sheppard style*

Fine.

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Good.

In the meantime, some angsty poetry:

Black roses
Of death
Litter the ground of my heart
Like dead puppies

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Well if you are going to pull out poetry on me, I'll have to pull out the big guns. *points to icon* mmmmmm

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My poetry is GENIUS! No one understa... Ooooooh. Pretty!

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You were saying?

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I was saying that my existences is blighted and I'm surrounded by mortals that could never hope to understand the pain that is my life. But the Doctor's not mortal exactly, so there's a slim chance that he will do. It's very small though. I'm sure that as usual, all my hopes and dreams will be dashed on the shores of cruel Fate.

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I doubt that. Some mortals are pretty nice.

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...hmmmmm? I'm sorry. Were you talking? I was like, looking into the sun or something.

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I'd reply with something witty, but I got distracted by my own icon. *stares*

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*stares too* Good icon.

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Let's look at it some more.

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You know they both started out on soaps, right? All pretty people were at one time dead and then again alive on a soap.

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You are just trying to justify your watching of soaps. *grins*
We don't mind.

Hewlett? Was he on a soap? Because I count him as one of the pretty people...possibly SG:A is a soap.

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I'd have to check IMDB, but usually somewhere in their past they were on a soap... and I'll have you know that I haven't watched a soap on YEARS (but, I do follow it via the internets and blogs), not even GH. Do random YouTube videos count? It's just my favorite characters not the whole soap...

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I don't think he has been on a soap. But he HAS done a whole lot of bad horror/cheesy sci-fi (other than SG:A) whichi on the sliding scale of entertainment probably rates about the same as a soap.

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All pretty people were at one time dead and then again alive on a soap.

Like my soul.

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Just like your soul... dead as night. In a totally different light, when can you talk again?

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dramawench.livejournal.com

*snugs*

*and steals your razor*

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Curses! Betrayed by a so-called "friend"!!

I shall have to write an angsty poem about this! AND THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY.

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dramawench.livejournal.com

I'm sorry, my love!! I can't stand to see you like this!

*sobs with eyeliner running down my cheeks*

See the rivers of my pain for your pain?

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FINE.

The tears were quite nice actually. I'll take you back. But I'm sure it's just until it happens again. For such is the dark and barren wasteland of my life.

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dramawench.livejournal.com

I can make more for you. My tears are plentiful - they feed on the angst in my heart. I even cut my bangs for you.

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We should keep them in a jar. Your tears, not your bangs. Although that might be good too. We could die them black and red. Your bangs, not your tears.

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*goes back and reads this thread*

*drowns in tears of laughter*

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DON'T MOCK MY PAIN! For it is deep and real and dark.

Also, why on Earth are you re-reading this?

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idnariscool.livejournal.com

don't be sad. just think, you get to meet me on friday. that's something to look forward to... ok, maybe not exciting enough to warrant leaving the melodramatic corner, but, well, it's something?? *looks up hopefully* i'd ply you with prettiness too, but i have yet to acquire such things.

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